Andy's Very Own War Journal

100 Push-ups

2008-06-24T10:23:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna try this program. And by the end of 6 weeks, I'd better be able to do 100 push-ups.

So I Got Into The Cab...

2008-06-03T02:04:00.000-07:00

The first thing that ~~irked~~ greeted me was the strong smell of cigarette smoke... so that's why he had his passenger window wound down. Nevermind that, after telling him the destination, our good driver, Mr Teo, sped off into the sunset, beating a traffic light and ignoring the other red one. Maybe he was colour blind, or maybe he couldn't see from under those cool shades he had on...Or maybe he just didn't care. Hell, I don't know, I was too busy going through my newly acquired comic books to give a flying fuck. Mr Teo should be thankful that I bought well written comics today. Read-worthy stuff, not those dumbed down stuff with humongous boobs in your face shite that I used to buy (when I was like 12 ).

Anyhow, as we were nearing my place, Mr Teo slowed down, not once, but twice, to gawk at some china girl (leaving for work in some KTV?) and another eurasion chick in short shorts. I don't blame him though, they were pretty hot.

This Mr Teo is the finest taxi driver in Singapore, JB and Batam, why? He provides passengers with free 2nd hand smoke, he gets you to your ~~final~~ destination super fast! And lastly, he slows down for you to admire the great "scenery". I'd advise all other cabbies to follow his exemplary conduct and service excellence! Well done Mr teo, its a Comfort riding with you!

Kenny Roger's, Great World, 28 May 2008

2008-05-28T10:33:00.000-07:00

To the four-eyed toady looking chinese, ugly, fat chickaboo chatting with your friend while standing in line today at Great World's Kenny Roger's:

Heya. I just want to tell you that it's bad enough that your fat ass is jutting out and obstructing the whole passage way, you had to go carry this tiny ugly looking handbag that makes you look fatter. The worst thing is that you carried said handbag in such a way that it takes up whatever space your ass is not covering. And when people have little choice but to squeeze past you, you, of all people, have the nerve to squeal in disgust. WTF!? I feel bad for your parents (if you have any), they would've taught you some courtesy. Or maybe you're an orphan, which explains your poor upbringing.

My advice to you : learn to stand in line properly and not like you own the stupid passage like your grandfather built it or sumthin. Don't make a fucking sound when people bump into you because its your fucking fault anyway. And lastly you really need to not carry that handbag, it makes you look humongous. Yeah. in a bad way too.

Thank you.

Sichuan Earthquake

2008-05-21T10:46:00.000-07:00

The earthquake of magnitude 7.8 ripped the city of Si Chuan apart on the 12th of May left 20,000 dead and an estimated 40,000. The death toll is expected to hit 50,000. Strong aftershocks and rain have made rescue and relief efforts all the more difficult. More reports here and here. I really do hope they pull through this in time for the Olympics.

Hey You! Yeah YOU Mutherfucker!

2008-05-21T08:22:00.000-07:00

Some fucker tried to log into my msn account just now. Why? Because he needed to talk to some girl on my friends list.

Yeah, I know who you are, but because I am such a nice and magnanimous person, expose you I shall not. I will leave you with that little shred of what you call dignity so you can pretend not to feel awkward or anything in my presence. WTF man, I can't help it if the girl doesn't want to add you or talk to you. I seriously advise you consider your actions before you embark on them.

Do not attempt this stunt again, or you might find ALL your passwords changed one day.

You may regard/decipher the last line as a reminder, warning or threat, thats up to you, but if you ignore all that, you will find that I do not make empty threats.